
Fighters will take the front lines with claws and Rocky’s boxing gloves to beat enemies while tanks protect units with tower shields and periodic tables.įret not, as new meat for the grinder is always available for the cheap price of two tokens, and can also double as food source for a hungry army if desperate times call for desperate measures. Mages sporting a rabbit-in-a-hat and spirit masks can deal damage from afar just like shooters with their crossbows and plasma guns. It’s up to a cunning strategist to lead this motley crue by arranging meatbags humans for battle. Party members all fight on their own, using their skills to turn the tide so long as they’re well-fed and positioned. Purchase mutations to provide fighters with thicker skin, obtain more bonus mana, increase attack speed, and more. Diversify the cultist class to grant them the “Call of Cthulhu” to unleash greater damage and tricksters to dodge attacks with ease. Equip the unarmed masses with a variety of killing implements from flesh-ripping chainsaws and laser swords to ridiculous apparatuses including stale pretzels throwers, handy paddle-balls, and damage-soaking refrigerators.Ī well-balanced army is necessary to forge the longest run, and the more unique weapons from the same class it holds, the more power ups they unlock. Text": "Neoh's dead! But the revolution happened anyway.These poor souls will need more than just their birthday suits if they want to live. That's what I call efficient management!","Dialog.HungerStrike.3.Button": "Let's send three activists to the Bioreactor and make the rest watch! Perhaps their attitude will change?","": "Hunger Strike","": "There's a hunger strike going on! The petulant creatures demand you let them mourn the dead!","Dialog.SiamTwins.1.Text": "Oh, they give birth to twins now! Cool!\nWe produce twice as many people now.\nBut it takes 1.5 times longer.\n","Dialog.SiamTwins.1.Button": "18.14 C'","Dialog.SiamTwins.2.Text": "Curses! They keep giving birth to conjoined twins now! And the dial is broken, we can't even change it back!","Dialog.SiamTwins.2.Button": "18.15 C'" HungerStrike.2.Text": "Humans will not work until the next feeding cycle.","Dialog.HungerStrike.2.Button": "Let them mourn.","Dialog.HungerStrike.3.Text": "Huh, it worked! Who could have thought ruthless murder was so efficient? Moreover, humans even go slightly faster now whenever someone does. He was all bones, no food or energy.","Dialog.Transmetropolitan.1.2.Button": "\"How about five minutes in the Bioreactor instead?\"","Dialog.Transmetropolitan.1.Text": "A strange dude with a tattoo of a spider across his bald head almost managed to crawl into the Breeding Tube we grabbed him at the very last moment.","": "S.J.","": "Stranger:\n\"Insane But

How about an even better story? 'Insane Journalist Finds His End in a Bioreactor.' Shame you won't read it!\"","Dialog.Transmetropolitan.1.1.Text": "\"The pinnacle of life in this planet: a journalist! So stop getting in my way and let me do my job!","Dialog.Transmetropolitan.1.1.Button": "\"Who are you? What the hell do you want?!\"","Dialog.Transmetropolitan.1.2.Text": "Bleh. 1.2.Text": "Like anyone would read that.\nHe was all bones, no food or energy.","Dialog.Transmetropolitan.1.1.2.Button": "\"Suuure. Metal indeed!","": "Spy","": "What if puny humans are planning a daring escape? And we know nothing!","Dialog.Spy2IvanDeath.1.Button": "Turn the Breeding Tube off for a day.","Dialog.Spy2IvanDeath.2.Button": "Send % slower.","Dialog.IhateThisGame.1.1.2.Button": "Exit the game.


If you want information, keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't die.","Dialog.Spy1.2.Button": "Let's construct a cyborg! I love cyborgs. If you want information, keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't die.","Dialog.Spy1.1.Button": "We need to drop a spy among the puny humans! Let's use Jon, he's kinda obedient.","Dialog.Spy1.2.Text": "Our spy has infiltrated the puny humans.

!!!","Dialog.Spy1.1.Text": "Our spy has infiltrated the puny humans.
